Just what I needed

We got two new pets. Dogs. not puppies but not quite adults either. they are in that awkward stage where they are happy to lie around all day but they still want to chew your shoes. They are taking pretty well to their training except for the eating things. In the past I have had very pleasant small dogs. Cocker spaniel, terrier, i even wanted a Chiwawa for awhile there. I love the idea of a purse dog and thought it would be fun to have something i could dress up and carry around with me. It could have a sparkly collar and leash (that it would never use because i would always be carrying it. Does that make you nuts? Seeing those twix (that is what i call thin beautiful women) carrying those dogs around makes me want to scream put the thing down it has legs let him use them!!! I don't scream it, but i do turn to whoever I am with and very loudly say 'It's a shame that she is abusing that dog he never walks.' I did this once with my goddess sister Loyal and she gave me a look. though she has known me long enough that i think she just takes two steps back and pretends she doesn't know me. Good call there though I would probably egg me on I can see how other people don't want to start drama. i once had my Sissy tell me about some chick I had antagonized, 'Bec! She knows gang members!!' Like i care I live in Pomona my peeps be rolling harder than hers. Wow that sounded alot cooler in my head. I guess the morale of this story is that i am a bully and i don't back down.) I could get it a little pink purse (lost? i am talking about the purse dog) and I would call it Smooches or maybe Hank depending on if it was shivering all the time or not.
When my mom took on a friends of mines' dogs i thought they were really big dogs. they are a chocolate lab and a chow mix. Then Beauty and the Beast came into my life. Nope I didn't name them that, they came with those names wich we changed because i am not calling that terrified dog that is afraid of my two year old beast. I refuse. When My partner and i were talking about taking them home i said they are probably going to have stupid names like taco and bell or dip and dive and i was right!
Shit i have to go pick up the kids and i lost my keys ....